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I just laughed really loud at work because of this:
Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can’t even begin to imagine how their mind is working…. Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything…tutors, mentors, Flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.
Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card.. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an ‘A’ in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.. She went to his room and said, ‘Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?’ Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.. ‘Well, then,’ she replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?’
Little Zachary looked at her and said, ‘Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.’
Holy Crap, this Wake Forest vs FSU game is ugly…..!!!!!! FSU just threw two interceptions in a row!!! There is less than three minutes in the fourth quarter. Wake Forest can’t seem to make a field go either. The best kicker in the country has missed three FG this game. It’s crazy.
Anyway, I’m proud NC State played so well today. I’m not sure where it came from, but they did good against ECU. ECU wasn’t playing all that well, but it was a pretty good game.
The App St. vs JMU game just ended. App lost 32-35. That was a crazy game as well. App was leading 21-0 at halftime. I thought the game would be close, but after seeing the first half, I was shocked. The second half of the game was how I expected it to be.
I think App will still be fine this season. I would bet good money they will play JMU in the playoffs again. Hey, Wake Forset made a FG! 12-3, lol. But yeah, as long as App beats them in the playoffs, I’ll be happy. 
They are looking pretty good this season. I think they have another chance to do it again. Last season I didn’t think they would do it, but they proved me wrong. <3
I wonder what are the chances of this actually happening: WH has to keep files. They’ve already destroyed a lot of things. When they were being investigated about DA firings, they did not have emails and other files.
Sarah Palin is starting to get annoying. The way she speaks and how she does not know, or appear, to know much. I have never had much faith in the American people, but hopefully they will pay attention to things. If McCain wins, he can think white middle-aged women. But it is still weeks away, so who knows.
This site is pretty funny, much like icanhascheezeburger:
If you want to waste hours of your life on the internet, start here: Fukung
Some of the pictures are not family friendly, a lot are computer manipulated, but some jewels are the funniest thing on the internet. Read some of the tags as well.
